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100+ Savage Captions for Instagram

Instagram is a great platform to showcase your personality, style and attitude. Sometimes, you need to spice up your posts with some savage captions that show your confidence, sass and wit. Whether you want to throw some shade, clap back at your haters, or just express yourself, here are some savage captions for Instagram that you can use or get inspired by:

Savage Captions for Selfies

  • I’m not here to fit into your world. I’m here to make my own.
  • I’m not bossy. I’m the boss.
  • I’m not rude. I just have the guts to say what everyone else is thinking.
  • I’m not mean. I’m just too honest for your fragile ego.
  • I’m not sorry for being myself. Do you want me to apologize for being awesome too?
  • I’m not here to impress anyone but myself.
  • I’m not looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
  • I’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes I’m sleeping.
  • I’m not a snack. I’m a full course meal.
  • I’m not a princess. I don’t need saving. I’m a queen. I got this handled.

Savage Captions for Haters

  • Haters are my biggest fans.
  • Haters are just confused admirers.
  • Haters don’t really hate you. They hate themselves because you’re a reflection of what they wish to be.
  • Haters gonna hate. And potatoes gonna potate.
  • Haters are like clouds. They disappear when the sun comes out.
  • Haters make me famous.
  • Haters are the best motivators.
  • Haters are proof that you’re doing something right.
  • Haters only hate the things they can’t have and the people they can’t be.
  • Haters are like crickets. They make a lot of noise but you never see them.

Savage Captions for Exes

  • Dear ex, thank you for breaking my heart. It made me stronger, smarter and happier than ever.
  • Dear ex, thank you for showing me what I don’t want in a relationship.
  • Dear ex, thank you for making me realize that you’re not worth my time, energy and love.
  • Dear ex, thank you for being the best example of what not to look for in a partner.
  • Dear ex, thank you for leaving me. You made room for someone better.
  • Dear ex, thank you for teaching me how to be savage.
  • Dear ex, don’t worry about me. I’m doing great without you.
  • Dear ex, don’t check on me. You’ve lost that privilege.
  • Dear ex, don’t text me when you’re bored. I’m not your backup plan.
  • Dear ex, don’t hate me because I moved on. Hate yourself because you let me go.

Savage Captions for Friends

  • Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… alone.
  • Friends are like bras. They support you and keep you up.
  • Friends are like diamonds. They’re precious and rare.
  • Friends are like stars. They shine bright even when you can’t see them.
  • Friends are like wine. They get better with age.
  • Friends are like pizza. You can never have too much of them.
  • Friends are like chocolate. They make everything better.
  • Friends are like books. They have stories to tell and lessons to teach.
  • Friends are like flowers. They brighten up your day and make you smile.
  • Friends are like music. They make your life more beautiful and fun.

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